The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

I don’t care.

toasternudel:

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he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue”

did-you-kno:

28-year-old Matt Kuleza is on a quest to go on coffee dates with each of his 1,088 Facebook friends and document it on his blog, 1000+ Coffees.  Source

did-you-kno:

28-year-old Matt Kuleza is on a quest to go on coffee dates with each of his 1,088 Facebook friends and document it on his blog, 1000+ Coffees.  Source

theslinkylizard:

myblackeyeddemon:

theslinkylizard:

Baby got a bath today~

How did you get a dinosaur

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This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!

granddad’s dying

instagrarn:

"You have so much potential!! i know you can do better!!"image

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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